As the worldwide pandemic spreads, more and more people are forced to work from home. One Twitter user that goes by aubviouslynot gave us his amusing approach to his new work environment.
aubviouslynot posted a tweet that asked people to respond with a photo of their pet, and describe what their pet is doing. The catch? He asked them to refer to the pets as their co-workers, and the results are as hilarious as one can imagine!
coworker is a lazy, bug-eyed fiend pic.twitter.com/YDcWE4gnwf— altrey (@aubviouslynot) March 23, 2020
We went over the hysterical thread only to bring you the funniest replies:
My coworker showed up half an hour late, napped on the couch, got up, barfed, ate a cookie, then passed out on the floor again. It's like she's hungover. pic.twitter.com/DCOKX4QMd2— Mo Brantley (@mobrantley) March 23, 2020
my co-worker woke up in the middle of the night, started screaming at me, and then proceeded to throw up on the carpet. then she layed down on the floor and fell asleep pic.twitter.com/5hHdPqntAP— jordan 💫 #1 jj simp (@spoooglez) March 23, 2020
my co-worker is straight-up assaulting me on a daily basis pic.twitter.com/nxfSBTX1jf— Milo Szecket (@DocNum4) March 22, 2020
My coworker is literally sitting there naked licking his genitals pic.twitter.com/JeHE2SZgKa— JRS 🦇🐍 (@catsandteas) March 22, 2020
I am TRAUMATIZED 😭 My coworker PEED on me! I'm heading to HR as we speak!— Daisja 🥶💙 (@DatTallGyal) March 23, 2020
(Backstory: my dog likes to sit on my shoulders when I walk around and I was trynna make a video to show my friend, so excuse the hair lmao) pic.twitter.com/u32O9MFSQj
I had to report my coworkers to HR today. They need refresher training on workplace PDA. pic.twitter.com/yijMNX0OZq— bork (@GyngerPope) March 23, 2020
My coworker keeps falling asleep during these Zoom conferences 🙄 pic.twitter.com/BH0MAQP3Bu— Fat Pam Beesly (@BayAreaKhaleesi) March 23, 2020
All my coworker does is walk around the office in a blanket. Company is refusing to turn up the heat due to budget cuts. pic.twitter.com/rLKEfXyln9— Monica 🏳️🌈 (@monica_gustin) March 23, 2020
My coworker steals my chair and judges me for unknown reasons. Also sleeps on the job 24/7. my other coworker is obsessed with getting her picture taken. demands scratches. so needy pic.twitter.com/zYffj9z2e6— RayChal (@rachelslathar) March 23, 2020
My coworker is a sk8er boi, he refuses to leave his skateboard, dresses inappropriately and even smokes during our meetings pic.twitter.com/m3ZuMH8sRZ— Joelle 💕 (@soft4actresses) March 23, 2020
my coworker pees everywhere, won’t stop begging me for food, and cries when i leave the room pic.twitter.com/iyezepli2F— vegan demon (@sydjordyn17) March 23, 2020
my coworker started throwing it back on the wall pic.twitter.com/D4yrjueghn— jordan // 67! 🗽 (@JOHNCARD0ZA) March 23, 2020
My coworker thinks this is a joke!! Walking around with a neck cushion, always begging to go outside and DOESNT even know how to check their email. Gives everyone the silent treatment 24/7. 14/10 would work with them again. pic.twitter.com/6JX62CDS4W— αттιтυde ĸнαleѕѕι. ♛ (@_bigslut98) March 23, 2020
My coworker just screamed at me and dipped his foot in my glass of water— Kitty 🌻 (@kittystrand_) March 23, 2020
He seems ready to calm down but refuses to apologise for his behaviour pic.twitter.com/22uxN2apKR
We hope that our story made you laugh during these uncertain times. Now excuse us while we stop our co-worker from writing gibberish and uploading it to our website 🙂
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